The one where phil wanted a number one but got a number two

After breakfast chased a ride on a Number 1 bus

via Guta Park (vid)

- but got distracted by a Number 2 which flirted with me so successfully that I took it and ended up at the airport! (vid)

Then bussed back into town and marvelled at the doubled bus fare on the Number 203 (from 10p to 20p = outrage! and recovered my composure with a coffee while marvelling at the Jinzhou municipal workers (vid)